I ate my first Tangerine of the season today, in fact, it was my first tangerine in likely a decade or more. Hey, before you judge, I’ve found other sources of vitamin C; it’s not that big of a deal.

Moving along, given this vast amount of time spent between the delicious nectar of a tangerine I had forgotten how incredibly annoying and time consuming the undertaking of ingesting this delicious citrus fruit was to be. I had no idea what I had gotten myself into.